Thank you, Lord, for P-Vine, thank you...

But geeze, gnu-zer, it could have been worse... I mean, like were there any dill pickles in the 'sgetty sauce??? Or oranges??? My didter in law will put oranges or tangerines in just about any dish...

Needless to say, we seem to keep a list of "Geeze, we're sorry but __________" excuses handy for when she invites us up for a meal...

("Meal", Bobert???)

Or whatever one would call it...

BTW, my mother was a ***burner***... You'd know that dinner was ready by the smoke in the house... That was before smoke alarms but she woulda gone thru smoke alarm after smoke alarm had they been around... Woulda worn 'um slap out... Sho nuff would...

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