Don't make fun of the incompetent... don't moan... don't go there...

Easy for youse to say. I gotta go. At least 8 times a year. It's family. The only time I don't have to go is on my Bday. I tell everyone it's because I don't like to be the centre of attention or receive crappy cards and cheap presents... well, not exactly in those words.

Nine people. Typical veggies might be spuds, carrots, turnip, Brussel sprouts, green beans... and over a pound of cheap margerine mixed or soaked in. Ya don't have ta be a physicsist (typo intended) ta figure out what happens after supper... all night long. And, yes, I have tried eating very little. It'll still goose ya.