I wouldn't dream of trying to compete with Art's gem (who could?). However, the kind of people who follow threads like this might have some helpful contributions for another project I'm working on - The Philosophers' Song-Book.

So far I've got:

"Plato Me, Gypsy"

"A Nightingale Sang in Berkeley Square"

"She Loves You A J Ayer"

"I Kant Get No Satisfaction"

"I Want Hegel, Just Like The Gel, That Married Dear Old Dad"

and of course, the Elvis classic,

"I Want Ya, I Nietzsche, I Love Ya"

Any more suggestions?