Yeah, Eb... But ya' gotta admire Junior's moves... I was impressed... He had some serious reflexes goin' on there and I loved the smirk after he dodged the first shoe... I mean, it was a "Bring it on" kinda smirk... I think Junior woulda been content to stay in Iraq all afternoon dodgin' shoes... He really did seem to enjoy it...

Maybe, seein' as he's gonna get at least 10 years of Secret Service protection after he's gone that he can talk one of the Secret Service agnets into a regular shoe tossing contesat a couple times a week just to keep Junior's relexes up...

No, no... I have a better idea... Why not put Junior in a Carnival Circuit??? Three shoes fir a buck... I like that... Maybe Junior would let half the money go to a favorite charaity... Heck, I'd take 10 bucks worth of shoes to thow at him... There ya go... 5 bucks for the carnaval and 5 for the Red Cross or Dick Chney Defense Fund 'er....

Hey, I think that this is about all we can reasonably get outta the boy... He ain't like the other former presidents so put him on the carnival cicuit as "President Shoe Dodger"... He'll be a hit...

B~