More disturbing results:

*Nearly 70% of Republicans did not know which candidate could chug a bottle of beer in 15 seconds.

*Three in five Republicans could not name the candidate who fell asleep during the most roll call votes.

* Neither Democrats nor Republicans knew which of the four candidates had the largest shoe size.

*Most startling, 87% of respondents thought that "Zogby" was the name of a character on "Blues Clues"