I do like Bruce's "CarCsar = Autocrat" and, while McGrath's "Monitor" has promise, to those of us in Oz it's really just a bloody great lizard; usually a goanna.

But it has occurred to me that the credit crisis meltdown, with all those businesses knocked for sixes and sevens, that the wally in charge of regulating all that failed bizz should, properly, be called Bizzarre.

Cheers, Rowan