Lizzie, it's just a joke and I thought the hint of self-deprecation at the end might have given the game away.

One assumes as you post on an forum such as this you are interested in debate. I've glossed over some of the more condescending aspects of your posts which I've found quite insulting in an attempt to keep what I saw as a chance to discuss these subjects with someone with a different point of view. A closer look at some of my posts might reveal not all of my opinions are based solely on empirical evidence, but that's a subtly you missed.

I'm not interested in your or anyone else's personal feuds either, so forget it.