Spaw, a theme song might be in order that seems to cover all the bases.

Ever Since Eve

Adam was as happy as a man can be,
till Eve brought up the subject of the apple tree.
He listened to a woman, that's a losin' game,
and brother if you try it you'll learn the same.
They'll trap you with their glamor when you call around.
Before you know what hit you boy you're alter bound.
And when the preacher says to honor and obey,
it's only you he's talkin' to and how you'll pay.

(chorus) Ever, ever since Eve,
men have cried while women deceive.
You trust a gal and then she's gone.
Believe me it's been going on,
ever oh ever since Eve.

You meet a gal and take her out to dine and dance.
She leads you on but brother you don't stand a chance.
She'll help you spend your money and when you got no more,
she'll shake your hand and say goodbye and slam the door.
.Now I ain't sayin' women aren't here to stay.
Why, half the married folks are women, so they say.
But none of them are ever gonna get me hooked.
Cuz brother when that happens, your goose is cooked.

(chorus)

The boys and I are gonna take a holiday.
We're gonna buy a little island far away.
We'll smoke cigars and flick the ashes 'round the tent.
We're gonna gamble and we'll fish till our heart's content.
We're gonna eat our dinner in our shorts and socks,
and when we're through we'll break the dishes on the rocks.
There isn't gonna be a woman in the crowd.
We're gonna hang a sign that says no gals allowed.

(chorus)

I think an all male choir singing in harmony on the last chorus would be nice. ;~)