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Thread #115546 Message #2517672
Posted By: VirginiaTam
17-Dec-08 - 07:48 AM
Thread Name: BS: 6th Joke thread of 2008!
Subject: RE: BS: 6th Joke thread of 2008!
Not a joke exactly but funny nevertheless (received by email from colleague)
I took my dad to the mall the other day to buy some new shoes (he is 84).
We decided to grab a bite at the food court. I noticed he was watching a teenager sitting next to him.
The teenager had spiked hair in all different colours: green, red, orange, and blue. My dad kept staring at him.
The teenager would look and find him staring every time. When the teenager had enough, he sarcastically asked: 'What's the matter old man, never done anything wild in your life?'
Knowing my Dad, I quickly swallowed my food so that I would not choke on his response; knowing it would be a good one.
And in classic style he didn't bat an eyelid in his response: 'Got drunk once and had sex with a peacock. I was just wondering if you were my son.'