We have a Subaru Forester and a Honda Civic. Both are fine cars.

A story - yesterday was snowy. I found myself behind a white sedan which was sashaying all over the road. (I gave it lots of room.) 'Must be a cheap car,' I told myself. Soon the car turned into a driveway with a slight slope and got stuck. As I passed it, I saw that it was a:

BMW!

What a shame!