What - do you mean to say I can't play "Ferry 'cross the Mersey?"
Agree - let's not go there, that way lies madness... And there are plenty of threads dealing (or not) with the issue.

Of course, in case anyone misunderstands my position (I know you did not, Ged): There is still good (performances, material etc), and there is bad, and all the shades in between. Absence of standards does not negate that, it's just that you only have your personal criteria to judge it, not some agreed standard.