Sue - a) family teatime viewing ("that's funny Mum he said 'I moved in you', you can't move in someone else can you Mum? Mum?")
b) female singers

Both good reasons for not choosing the bloody song in the first place, of course (if the risks of submitting a classic song to the tender mercies of X-Factor finallists weren't enough on their own). But what do I know.