There is no contest BK. I'm sorry you did not get the jokes and I would be sorry for anyone who got mercury poisoning because of it.

Yet it is not reckless to say that CFL's are safe.   Let everyone who reads this ask themself the question - did you ever break a fluorscent light bulb?   Did you go through the motions that the EPA suggests?

The sky is not falling. We are not in any danger. You can do yourself more harm with a jelly jar. Period.