The Mudcat Café TM
Thread #59418 Message #2519432
Posted By: Amos
18-Dec-08 - 08:35 PM
Thread Name: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
Come Little Hawk, Stilly, Old Bunnhab, Rapaire!
The smell of Noel is now stiff on the air!
Come Freds and comes spatulas, Khandu as well,
And lighten your hearts with the season's bright smell!
Li'l Hawk, leave your E-Bay, and Stilly your baking!
Forgot sour bowels and the toes which are achin'!
ANd hark unto Amos, the soul of verbosity!
FOrgive him his hubris, his wit and pomposity!
And then forgive Hawkster his fear of reality!
Forgive poor Bunnhabain his awesome mortality!
Bless Rebel's wild poems, forgive absent Khandu
The freds for their hunger for swallowing you!
And even Rapaire, if he'll only stop squirmin'
Soon shriven will be for his dastardly German!
His Latin forgiven, his Celtic and Frank!
And for now, he'll be welcomed as a regular Yank!
And soon all of MOAB will find itself reeling
In cinnamon odors and gobs of good feeling!
So quick, to the Season!! We'll make it all right!
Merry Christmas to all,
And BS,
And good night!
Clement C Rhools
A Visit from Saint MOAB
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