What???? No, you mistake my meaning entirely. I am not suggesting that Barack and Sarah are "an item". I am suggesting that they are each (separately, you understand) the most interesting figures on the American political scene of late. I predict that we will hear much more from Sarah once she weathers the storm of protest over her recent untimely shooting of Bullwinkle J. Moose. And as for Barack, he's going to be front page news for the foreseeabe future.