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Thread #59418   Message #2520642
Posted By: GUEST,freds
20-Dec-08 - 11:29 AM
Thread Name: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
Stilly River Sage you ask for us and we were outside your house contemplating DNA incorporation of your dogs but were afraid to proceed. We can quote Shakespeare even though sheithe is not incorporated. We tried but found itherhis DNA to be too old and dry. Here is some Shakespeare. We will split ourself to say the parts:

fred 1: Round about the cauldron go.
In the poisoned entrails throw.
Toad, that under cold stone
Days and nights has thiry-one
Sweltered venom sleeping got
Boil thou first i' the charm├Ęd pot.
ALL: Double, double toil and trouble,
Fire burn and caldron bubble.

fred 2: Fillet of a fenny snake,
In the caldron boil and bake.
Eye of net and toe of frog,
Wool of bat and tongue of dog,
Adder's fork and blindworm's sting,
Lizard's leg and howlet's wing,
For a charm of powerful trouble,
Fire burn and caldron bubble.

All freds: Double, double toil and trouble,
Fire burn and caldron bubble.

fred 2: Scale of dragon, tooth of wolf,
Witches' mummy, maw and gulf
Of the ravined salt-sea shark,
Root of hemlock digged i' the dark,
Liver of blaspheming Jew,
Gall of goat and slips of yew
Slivered in the moon's eclipse,
Nose of Turk and Tatar's lips,
Finger of birth-strangled babe
Ditch-delivered by a drab,
Make the gruel thick and slab.
Add thereto a tiger's chaudron,
For the ingredients of our caldron.

All freds: Double, double toil and trouble,
Fire burn and caldron bubble.

fred 2: Cool it with a baboon's blood,
Then the charm is firm and good.

This is our favorite part of Shakespeare. It makes what you call a "good soup" if you use good DNA. Here is some more of our favorite Shakespeare:

I am Gluttony, my parents are al dead, and the diuel a peny they haue left me, but a bare pension, and that is 30. meales a day, and tenne beauers, a small triflle to suffice nature, O I come of a royall parentage, my grandfather was a gammon of bacon, my grandmother a
hogs head of Claret-wine:My godfathers were these, PeterPickle-herring,and Martin Martlemas-biefe, O but my godmother she was a iolly gentlewoman,and welbeloued in euery good towne and Citie, her name was mistresse Margery March-beere: now Faustus, thou hast heard all my Progeny, wilt thou bid me to supper?

So you see, freds can quote Shakespeare.