I'm never going to Portland again, Amerigin...

Last time I went was to meet my to-be-daughter-in-law and her parents and arrived just in time for the ice storm from Hell...

I got to the motel in the rental car just as it was beginning and never made it out until I bummed a ride in a shuttle van (with chains) back to the airport 3 days later...

Oh, my son and his bride-to-be walked the 1/4 miles from their place to the motel... It took them 3 hours... Then the three of us made it to the end of the parking lot to a resturant... That walk (if you can call it that) of maybe 200 feet took a half an hour... At least...

Now you're tellin' me about this??? That's it... Bortland is off my list of places to visit...

B~