That's right, leave ut the important details, Rapaire--like writing your own ransom note and using one of Mom's lace handkerchiefs to disguise your voice on the phone pretending to be one of your own kidnappers. But you know what gave it away? Including peanut-butter-and-broccoli sandwiches -- 100 of them -- in your ransom demands. It had to be you. And when it turned out you had been holing up at Saskatchewan Sukie's bordello waiting for the loot, Mom nearly cried, she was so disappointed in your behaviour.


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