Then there is the category for number of different people posting about how fast someone else does it . . . with just that slight tinge of envy they can't quite hide.

Actually, I have a theory ~~ do you suppose Joe is stockpiling responses for songs in the spare time that he has nowadays, just waiting for someone to ask for one of them? Yes, I can see it now ~~ there he sits, hunched over the keyboard at all hours, with his song list all categorized and bookmarked, cruising up and down Mudcat Street ready to pounce on one of the songs from his ever growing store of pre-prepared knowledge . . .