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Thread #117173   Message #2521728
Posted By: GUEST,Bob Ryszkiewicz
21-Dec-08 - 05:51 PM
Thread Name: BS: Lesbian Question???
Subject: RE: BS: Lesbian Question???
Hi Kids: Seems to me this is more of a lonely or obsessive thing, and in P-Vines court. If "enough is enough" is what's happening, it's best to let your lesbian friend know what time it is...

Wow! This now becomes the opportune moment to unleash some relevant humour(so I stay "on topic" in my own special way...)

This guy goes to a bar at the airport and sees a beautiful woman. He says to the bartender, "Please send her a drink, I've got to meet her..."
Bartender says, "Forget it, I know her. She's a Stewardess and a lesbian. You don't stand a chance with her..."
Guy says, "Lesbian huh. Listen. I know how to talk to these people..." Just send her the drink, and watch a MASTER at work...
Barkeep sends the drink, she nods Thank You. Guy walks up to her and says, "Bartender tells me you just flew in from Lesbia..."

O.K. O.K., no emails please...And. All you lesbians out there, I luvs yas...

And do you have any idea how many lonely nights I've spent in bars trying to convince beautiful women that I was a lesbian? Did they believe me? NO!
bob<:0)