WTF??? Who the hell is Werner Klemperer? You're just sulking because wearing that stupid Cheech hat around in public didn't get you anything from the local bad girls, Spaw, not even a hand job, and you know why? Cos you never did one trick. Not one.

Ebbie, you say that ONE person is responsible for most of the spam email????????? Holy crap. Well, maybe I got lucky and the son of a bitch who sends them to me died.