If I had a laptop,
I'd boot it in the mornin'.
I'd boot it in the evenin'.
All over this land!

I'd boot out Windows,
I'd boot out Linux,
I'd boot out, err, something
Something, something, something. something.
A -aa -aall over this land!

Don't have a laptop; don't really want one. I'd quite like to have a plain, old, ordinary computer of my own.