GEEZ LOUEESE!!!   I flippin' got the news that Rapaire is been thrown flippin' in jail! Holy flip!

Well, I otta feel real sorry for him. But I don't. No flippin' way, eh? I am LAFFIN! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA!

It flippin' looks good on you, man. All Yer flippin' liesw and mizdeeds finally flippin' caugt up with you, eh? Awwwwwww...that is TOO bad, eh? Awwwwwwww....I almost got a tear in my eye jsut thinkin' about you there rottin' behind the prizon bars.

HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA!

I hope they never flippin' let you out, man. I will send you a card every Kristmas to remind you that I am out and you are IN...yuo looser!

Man, this is great. Party time, eh? Don says he thinks it is pretty funny too. We are gonna invite everyone we knows and have a big bash and all laff at you, man. Too bad you won't be there, eh? Don't worry, cos I will take care of all yer drinks myself.

- Shane