Heavy I mean why would someone mail these things to me. .. I bet the shipping was as much as what I paid for some of the desktops that went out to people in need. Gold doesn't have that weight. Little Hawk you are absolutely right. I have 3 weiner dogs and they won't eat a crumb of it. Nor will my fat black lab who will eat anything and i mean anything.

I dropped the darn thing and it missed my foot by an inch. I would have broken a toe ...

Why? What is the purpose of them?
I think the other post is correct, there is only 7 of them on earth and people just pass the darn things around this time of the year.

I often wonder what I did to piss people off so that they would think wow, Dan would really enjoy a fruit cake for christmas

I must have been a bad boy