Lizzie
you are right, instead of a lump of coal, I get fruit cakes
what did I do wrong ....

people are mad at me

sniff sniff ... sigh

why not send me hot dogs, frozen hot dogs .. nope get fruit cakes

I am thinking they may be great for that canadian sport called curling. When they sail the big rock down the ice with the little brooms and stuff.. Use the fruit cake instead .. now that is an idea

afterwords the loser gets to eat it .. then it can be called hurling