I `ad a bloke in my cab the other day with a squeezebox.
`e said, "Would you take me up "The Old Maltshovel" please, its Folk Club Night?"
I said, " You got a gig there, then?"
`e said, " Nah. I`m just one of the "punters". We `ave a good old sing-around until they wheel out some tedious "gut-strangler" for the lions share, but it aint so bad. Gives us time to get our breath!!"

What`s `e like??