Then, at the end, lean her backwards, and kiss her, long and slow..
Yup, I reckon that should do the trick.
Of course, you both may have to be hospitalised for at least a year and a bit, but hell, just think of the story you can tell the other patients!
Failing this, I'd just relax, because women do tend to email each other a lot more than men. Heck we email *men* a lot more than men email other men. It's the internet equivalent of women on the phone..or in the street, or over dinner. We gals just love to yatter on....Trust me, 5 emails a day is nothing.
I was fancied once, by a lady of the other persuasion. Took me by surprise somewhat I can tell you. She told me I had a lovely body, (er...I'm going back decades now..and even then she'd have been fibbing)...so I made a joke about it, but then, I caught her looking at me in the same kind of way a man would normally have done, and well....it kind of freaked me out somewhat, to say the least. So she got the message loud, clear and kindly that I wasn't interested, no way, heck no no no.... She never did it again and stayed well clear of me. Even if something were going on in her mind, I'm sure the P-vine would feel the same as I did..the same as you would if it were a man. It's a 'nature' thing, same as anyone gay being fancied by the wrong sex kinda worries them too.
Mind you, she could have heard about the great way you write, and how you make us all fall of our chairs with chuckles, so often...and the crush could be on you, not your Lady Fair...
Hmmmm...the more I think about it, the more practice you and your P-vine are going to have to put into that Argentinian Tango. :0)
And hell, just think of the fun you can both have! ;0)