Well, I have a couple of problems with this theory. First, the Letter to the Kansas School Board refers to the FSM exclusively as "He". Historically, there have been many issues with the male-centric perspective of the various religions which have come out of the Mideast, and it would be good for the several other human sexes if the FSM would be neutral, gender-free, ambivalent, or changeable in this respect. Second, there does not seem to have been any mention of the FSM's equally well-known consort, Meatball, and we all know that one is not complete without the other. Perhaps the All-Powerful Noodle could correct these minor issues?