OK Just for the Halibut I've FINished (Finnish'd) my latest effort to win the prize. I hope it isn't seen as a FLUKE and meets with your approval. I've Haddock if it doesn't. Once more I attempt to SCALE the heights...

The Little Breasted Mermaid (Bettered) (ToTheTuneOf: The Long Black Rifle)

Look closer, my friend, and you'll see her there, She's on that rock and she's mostly bare, She's been there for a while without a care, That bare breasted mermaid.

Chorus: They say she's a fake, not really so fishy Some even say she really can't swim, But I see her there on that rock in the Lyse I see her there so bare, neat, and trim.

A tour boat captain I long have been, In Copenhagen and Oslo it's mermaids I've seen, If you ask me which is the best I'll scream, That bare breasted mermaid.

The Little Mermaid is Denmark's very own, Sweet and petite she watches the town, Still and cold and quiet as a stone, A bare breasted mermaid.

But here in Oslo we've Oexnavad, With electronic help her voice isn't bad, And baring her breasts makes us so glad, She's no Little (breasted) Mermaid!