No offense taken, Melissa. I might be offended by the Telegraph, if my hunch is correct that they have "spun" a mountain from a molehill.

Hi, John-
I know the "Hokey-Cokey" song is one of many aspects of the Celtic/Ranger squabble - I just don't believe that the Telegraph is correct in saying that the Cardinal has taken a position on the song. And I don't believe the song was originally intended to be a perversion of the Catholic Mass.

-Joe, who learned the "Hokey-Pokey" in a U.S. Catholic school-