Well, this one isn't too bad:

I WANT A GIRL
(words William Dillon, music Harry Von Tilzer, 1911)

  C           C7  F                       C       D7   G7  C   C7
  I want a girl, just like the girl that married dear old Dad
  
  F                 C       A7              D7          G7
  She was a pearl and the only girl that Daddy ever had,
  
       C                            G7
  A good old-fashioned girl with heart so true
  
  Am         F7           E  B7
  One who loves nobody else but you
  
  C           C7  F                       C       D7   G7  C   G7
  I want a girl, just like the girl that married dear old Dad
  

JRO