Nick, there's a certain systematic way of wrapping a neatly wrapped package that works very well, but you would have to get someone to show you exactly how they do it, then imitate them, and then practice over and over until you got it right. After that? No problem.

Your problem is not that you are male and it isn't genetic, it is simply a lack of experience. After all, how often do you attempt to wrap packages? Not very often, right? Well, why be surprised that you are not very good at it?

If your life depended on neatly wrapping packages, and you had a few days in which to learn and practice the technique, plus a good teacher, I assure you that you could master it extremely well. ;-)

But since that's not going to happen...I guess just be happy that you are good at starting cars.