Oh that's it Kendall....Let's think of the horror stories like Julie Andrews or Jim Croce's wife, Ingrid. Just great!

Look you dumbass old coot, ya' gotta' think positive! Skip that negative crap.....Positive ...Positive......I know its tough when you're a curmudgeonly old fart from Maine and the only thing you're positive about is that the cold weather inhibited the growth of your genitals, but give it a try.

Its probably just polyps that can be removed in an office or outpatient procedure and you'll be fine. Repeat that......"I'll be fine." Okay, again. Again. Again.

Spaw