You have no reason to become bitter or insecure, Amos. Your hard-crafted quatrains are the envy of the western world. People speak of them in awe. Most would give their right arm to be able to churn out such inspired doggerel on a daily basis...

...except of course for hosers and chimps, who aren't even slightly impressed by that sort of thing. ;-)

And may I point out that it is now 1:26 PM?