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Thread #117295 Message #2525207
Posted By: Donuel
26-Dec-08 - 07:10 PM
Thread Name: BS: Predictions for the new year
Subject: RE: BS: Predictions for the new year
The one policy never tried in the middle east is put into effect. The complete cessation of all imperialistic control and war by the west.
The hottest new TV channel is the Prison channel.
The one place the free market continues to thrive will be the middle east.
Adam Sandler becomes ambassador to Isreal.
Borak becomes ambassador to Iran.
The Hadron collider measures a significant loss of energy in the collsion of elctrons and positrons which opens the door to interdimensional information transfer.
The wife of president Sarcosi goes off with Brad Pitt. France declares war.
As prisons go bankrupt a new model of prison farms emerge.
On board hydrogen production technology for small cars is discovered.
Japan accidently ignites frozen metane condensates near the Sea of Japan.
Farmers markets begin signing exclusive contracts to highest bidders.
Sunny suburban front yards turned into to vegatable gardens become politically correct.
SUV's used for artificial reefs.
Navy Seals hijack Somali pirate ship.
Underground housing becomes the new and improved model for the Habitate for Humanity.
The surplus of new cars are sold via national raffles.