Obama will belatedly attempt to recognize the important contribution that apes and monkeys have made to American society by appointing Chongo Chimp head of the FBI. Chongo will pull strings to make Cuban cigars legal in the USA, and will follow that up by indicting Dick Cheney and a number of other key members of the Bush administration for acts of international and domestic terrorism plus election fraud in 2000 and 2004. Karl Rove will flee to Israel in a commandeered Air Force jet. All hell will break loose.