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Thread #117277 Message #2525291
Posted By: Bee-dubya-ell
26-Dec-08 - 09:47 PM
Thread Name: BS: Last advice for '08: Panini Grills???
Subject: RE: BS: Last advice for '08: Panini Grills???
You made the right choice, Bob. If you had kept the Cuisinart, that would have been the end of it. All would have been right with the world, God would have been in His Heaven, and the Prince and Princess would have lived happily ever after. But that's just not the Bobert way, is it? Hell no! Instead, you kept the piece of crap Hamilton Beach thing that'll break down in six months, thereby guaranteeing your loyal fan base another installment in the "Panini Grill Saga" sometime June or July. In fact, it'll probably break while you're cooking something for a July 4th celebration. Depend on it. Go ahead and start writing the episode now, and see if you can work the lesbian and the bear into the story while you're at it.