I `ad a bloke in my cab the day and he tapped me on the shoulder and said, "`ere Jim, whaddya think about that lovely blonde totty over there?" I said, "Which one?" `e said, "That girl with the cropped `air and leather desert boots." I said to `im, "She`s a lesbian" `e said, "What`s a lesbian then?" I said, "Well, she`d like to meet a girl,undress `er, cuddle `er, kiss `er boobs and lick `er all over." `e said, "Blimey, I must be a lesbian too!!"