Mbo,
Does what count? And are you going to shave your legs?

Seamus,
I am not even sure where to begin but perhaps a night of professional wrestling will help. Although all are covered in oil, the women are the ones with the tops on. Wait, the Dudley Boys wear tops. This is going to be tougher than I thought. Can't go by chest sizes either. The Rock is at least a 50DD. Someone help me out here. The women are the ones without chest hair ... sometimes.

Why do you need a Male Mudcat in the first place? Are you too good for us? I thought my days of being locked out of the tree house were over.

SINSULL
With hurt feelings!