Well, I'll save my others for later but here's how it looks arounf Mudcat:

*Relations between the US and Cuba will be normalized and Chong will be appointed as ambassador...

*Kendall will regain his voice entirely...

*Jacqui moves into the RV...

*Amos will flip out, join a cult composed of 20 years olds and move out to their commune in the desert...

*Barry Finn will be awarded a Nobel Prize in literature for writing the first grammatically correct 500 word sentence... BTW, Congrates, Barry...

*BillD will be on 60 Minutes for turning the first 55 gallon reusabale wooden oil barrel... Has to take out door to shop to get it out of the house but, hey???

*Poor Ebbie, bless her heart, will be rear ended by Governor Palin while stopped at a traffic light... Fortunately Eb is fine but the Governor is pissed because she was in hot pursuit of a moose... The moose gets away...

*P-Gator has a dream where entire blocks of houses are built on barges to survive future flooding from hurricanes and Brad Pitt awards him with a $1M Prize... So, P-Gator, I see a new car in yer future...

*T-Bird is arrested in a Panza scheme... Says he's only stealing money to buy guns for the Iraqi Army... Sure, T...

*Big Mick becomes head of the UAW... Hey, Big Guy... Tear 'um up...

*Skivz makes the national news when he and a former landlord of the Bobert-for-President campaign work out their differences on the dueling field... Both miss... Them cap-'n-ball pistols don't shoot too straight... Better luck next time, buiddy...

*KT wins American Idol...

*Bearded Bruce finds God and writes a best seller entitled, "I Once Was Blind, But Now I See" with a little peace sign in the "O" in the word "Once"...

*Katlaughing moves to California. lives in Amos's old house and takes up surfing...

*gnu-zer discovers a new use for old Mudcat threads and cited for his efforts to "Be Green"... Also saves the US Billion$ with his inventiveness...

*Sawz is busted for burning down the local WYCA... Says he swears that "commies were meeting in there"...

*Little Hawk and Sins are married... Congrates, ya'll...

*Liz the Squeak's squeak is stolen but turns up in a 2nd hand shop and is returned... Whew???

*WYSuzie becomes Pope Sue... Hey, don't forget from wherest you came, girl...

*Donuel discovers dinousaur bones behind his house and a team of archeologiists spend this entire summer excavating and removing them so, sorry, Don, but the poll will be down for the summer and there will be wekks were you won't have any running water....But, hark, they will call ne new dinosaur Donuelasoris...

*F-troupe will be kidnapped by a band of Aborigini's but released without ransome after volunteering to sing with them...

*Rapaire will find an original handwritin' book by Abraham Lincoln in the basement of the library... It sells at auction for $1.7M, he gets half, the library gets half and everyone from Mudcat PM's him for money for surgeries for variou and sundry grandmothers...

Well, folks... That's round one for the Mudcat crystal ball...

Bobert