A young woman, came to terms with her sexuality and decided to come out of the closet.

She wanted to tell her elderly mother first. So, she went to the kitchen, where her mother was stirring stew with a wooden spoon to break the news. Rather nervously, she explained to that she was gay.

Without looking up from her stew, her mother said, "You mean, yer a
lesbian?" "Well... yes", said the daughter"

Still without looking up, the mother asked: "What is it you lesbians do fer sex?"

Caught off guard, the young woman openly explained her personal preference during sex.

After hearing this, her mother held up the wooden spoon and said: Its OK with me if your a lesbian and do these things. But, I don't "ever" want to hear you complain again about the taste of my cookin'!"