Oh pshaw, Peter.

It has occurred to me that Mudcat hospitality works as well as it does because we all know that anyone foolish enough to abuse it would be shut out, shunned and bad-mouthed in what is for many of us our favourite if not most important circle of friends and acquaintances.

I'll have you all note that Peter T is also totally brilliant, and plays a mean guitar. Possibly also a judge of fine wine. Certainly a scholar.

There. Top that, P.