"A gourmand, while dining at Crew,
Found quite a large mouse in his stew.
Said the waiter, "Don't shout
and wave it about,
Or the rest will be wanting one, too!"


"An old warlord, with wives more than two
Was 'restored' with tablets of blue
Said the Colonel, "Don't shout
and wave it about,
Or the rest will be wanting one, too!"