The Mudcat Café TM
Thread #59418 Message #2527291
Posted By: Rapparee
30-Dec-08 - 07:46 AM
Thread Name: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
I was up at 3:06 a.m. but had the good sense to go back to sleep because not even the god I created gets up at that hour. In fact, I had to yell to wake her up so that LH would know to start his sump pump before his whole house was awash. "Hey, Sweetie-Poo!" I yelled. "Make sure Little Hawk is up before his scuppers overflow!" (Sweetie-Poo is her name.)
The I awakened at the more civilized (but barely so) hour of 5:04 a.m., finished a book on medicine, and here I am.
Shame should use a good hangover remedy: dissolve three dried and powdered mouse testicles, a heaping spoonful of fresh cow manure, and a lump of copperas in a bottle of spirits of wine and sip until the hangover goes away. NOTE: the testicles must be taken from a living mouse.
You can also use the testicles of a "wolfe" which again must be taken from a living "wolfe". In this recipe you don't have to add the cow manure, but to make the medicine work more quickly add two whiskers from the face of the "wolfe", one from each side.