Sinsull, we need a club where we can make the boy noises that girls just can't make. Like pppplllllpppphhhhhtttttt! And thbbthbbthbbthbb! and all those neat cops and robber and cowboy gunshot bangs like Kerpow! and Ka blam! with lots of guttural explosions and spit flying everywhere, and...and...and....farts and burps. Thank you, I feel better now. All the best. Seamus