From Mom's 489th Page:

Well, somebody told him that he could act
So he started believin' it was natural fact!
Hammed and stonefaced and fiddled and hacked
His talents lie on the Digestive Tract!

William,
William Shatner!
Old and dull and fat!

I see, BTW, that he has a new gig bringing Shatnerization to the talk-show circuit.


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