There are some things you just never ever ever EVER want to know about your parent....

Why not ask Skarpi to nip into Rekyavik with a tape measure where they have a Penis museum... My researches tell me that a sperm whale can get up to 9ft long, whereas a humpback is only about 6ft, which is about Kendall sized.... so if it's humpbacks, he's in luck but I suggest something more than a sou'wester, and if it's sperm whales, he better have some pretty slick moves to counteract the females' obvious disappointment if she's read the same text book as I did!

LTS