Weelittledrummer:

So YOURS are the bite marks captured in plaster and on display at the Smithsonian in the folk archives?? They were, allegedly, donated by an anonymous traditional performer-victim who had the presence of mind to place a flesh colored wax barrier over the inflicted body part in anticipation of just such an attack! The S.P.A.T.S (Society for the Protection of All Traditional Singers)investigators have been seeking to uncover the identity of the perpetrator for many years.

Congratulations on the continuing success of your tender mandibular ministrations. Whew!