Well, I figurated that it's time to grow up so here's a list of my Reolutions for '09:

1. First of all, I will get a smell-check program so that thsoe little typo thingies will go away and I will be like everybody else...

2. I won't do any thin-ice threads, you know, like Kendall haviong sex with whales... Might of fact, I would like to take this opportunity to state that, as far as I know, Kendall did not have sex with that whale... And if he didm hey, it's his business...

3. I won't drive in the passing lane unless I'm paassing, which is rare....

4. I won't refer to any of the three knotheads her in Mudville as knotheads... Okay, this one might be tough but I'll try...

5. I won't ask womenz questions unless I have put in alot of thought before resorting to havin' to ask 'um.... You, know like, ahhhhhh, why womenz think they is allways right???

6. I won't drenk alone unless I'm by myself... Thank you, George Thorgood fir that little resolution...

7. Here is the biggie... I won't say nuthin' bad about George Bush after Jan.20th unless, of course, the Martians invade and the "Three Knotheads" blame it all on Bill Clinton...

8. Speakin' of knotheads, I won't say nuthin' bad about DougR... Unless he says something bad about me first....

9. I won't start no gun control threads seein' as they always end up the same way before droppin' off the bottom of the BS section...

and lastly...

10. I won't smoke no dope that I can't kept lit... If it's wet then...

...screw it...

Yeah, that 'bout rounds out my resolutions fir '09 and I'm sure that by '10 I'll be all growed up and won't need no more resolutions...

Bobert