Enjoyed 'right-on Vicar' doing his anthropology thing last night, even if it was a bit of a breathlessly paced ten faiths in one hour (far too much crammed in). Watching the poor chap earnestly attempting to connect to the Moon Goddess via the medium of dance, while in the middle of a group of bare-nekked ladies, was truly a joy to behold! Best of all though was Prophet Fred and his Unity Church who is currently healing rifts between the various tribes of his island, and the faiths that have divided them as a consequence of typical meddling missionary zeal.

As to goldfish, cats and condoms.. Hey man, it's your personal life not mine.